“Buzz, would you take on this final workout with me?”
We near the end of the 2021 Fair Fight Championship, and you’re going to need a partner for this one. Grab your best gym buddy and reserve your spots NOW (yes, registration is already open so you can coordinate your schedules.)
“Do you know the $7 T-shirt Sale is still going on?”
Any of the shirts on the entry cubby slots are just $7. We bought too many and it’s Christmas time, and everyone wants a good shirt to wear at the gym. :)
“HAAA!! Inflation and yearly rent increases means our gym memberships will get more expensive?!”
Not this year, suckaaaa!! 🙌 You guys have been so supportive and our numbers have sustained really well, so our accountant said we could absorb the rising costs of operation and the rent increases we get every year from our evil landlord (just kidding, I train him, and he’s a stellar human).
THANK YOU for speaking well of our gym, the coaches, the experience, and for allowing us to serve you (and for allowing this to be my profession)! It’s the best compliment any of you can pay me; continuing to be a member and trusting us with your goals and development.
(IF any of you want to pay in-full for 2022, that’s a thing that exists. You can talk to me about it)
“I DID THAT THING LAST YEAR!! THEY DON’T EVEN TELL YOU THE WORKOUT BEFOREHAND!!”
<READ THIS WHOLE THING PLZZZ>
Chaos of Christmas is coming next Saturday December 16th. You can do it at 8, 9, or 10, THEN
Fair Fight Champions will face off against each other at 11a to see who will be the 2021 Champ Champ! THENNNNN
We’re going to have a HOLIDAY POTLUCK at noon. I’m working with Balance to cater some of it, so feel no obligation to bring anything, but if you’d like to make something, please do. Kids are welcome. Dogs are welcome (as long as they get along and you clean up their puke when one of them inevitably does that 😂) This will be great. I’m hoping for snow. :)
“We’re working together on the 3 Weeks To Shredded program!?”
January 3rd we start. You’ll be matched with an accountability partner and you’ll both work to score points daily for diligence and consistency. I’m also putting together a lot of basic nutritional information so you can learn what a sustainable healthy diet consists of and we’ll obviously we watching our bodies shred fat and look bikini ready by February. :)
“Sureeeeee you read all of the captions and understood the information above. Sure. Either way, here’s what you came for: workouts.”
Thanks Woody. I appreciate your sarcasm.
